Who am I kidding.

I know I have nothing to say. That's a line from something by either King Missile or John S. Hall. It's also on a t-shirt that Lindsay made for me which is awesome. Sometimes I get ideas that I think would be good things to write about, but then I forget them. Those ideas never make there way here. Because I forgot what they are. So instead of writing good things, I spew randomness at the 'world' with reckless abandon. I doesn't matter too much though, it's not as though this is the most popular blog in the 'sphere. I could write about space aliens, government conspiracies, miracles, my vast wealth, or any number of fictional things and the impact I make would barely be a ripple in the vast ocean of misinformation on the Internet.

I'm sure that there are space aliens out there somewhere, though I doubt that a human or any other creature on earth has ever seen one. It's not likely that they ever will either. Actually, if you think about it the right way, we -- human beings -- are space aliens. After all, we are creatures of this planet who have the ability to leave. We can actually go into space in our own special little vehichles. That's awesome. Of course, we can't go very far. We're quite dependent on the resources that we have on Earth, and we don't really have a good way of getting those things elsewhere. Liquid water is particularly necessary, but as far as we can tell, it's not readily available on our nearby neighbours in this solar system.

I can imagine that if we ever found life on another planet (or life-supporting object in the universe), we humans would probably call it alien, even if we are the ones invading it's space... ha ha "space," "aliens".... get it?

Anyways, like I was saying, the government would probably totally cover it up if a space program ever found intelligent life on another planet, because clearly most people in the world would totally freak out at the idea. Alien cults would take over as the most popular religion, Jesus wouldn't be white anymore! He'd be green, and that's just too un-American. Not that I'm an American, I'm Canadian, but Canada would probably follow the USofA's lead in this type of circumstance.

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